The first annual Dan Meyer Awards - the Anti-MVPs

<div style="text-align: justify;">Now that the World Series is over, everyone will be focusing on off season awards. The BBWAA will have theirs. The BBA will have theirs and I have already contributed to that effort. All of the focus will be on players that played wonderfully in 2013. But there should be an award for the worst players in the league. Every top statistic has to have a bottom. Every yin needs a yang. Every Red Sox needs an Astros (too soon?). And so I have created my own: The <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/player_search.cgi?results=meyerda02,meyerda01,meyer-004dan&utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">Dan Meyer</a></strong> Awards</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Why Dan Meyer? Good question. I was going to go with <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/k/kingmda01.shtml?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">Dave Kingman</a></strong>. I mean, how else can you hit over 450 homers in the pre-PED era (we presume) and still not make the Hall of Fame? But Kingman had enough good years to put him in the positive numbers for his career. That didn't make him very good. But he was not bad enough to name an award after.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">I considered <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/f/flynndo01.shtml?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">Doug Flynn</a></strong>, a guy who played over 1,200 games and had unprecedented negative WAR for a guy with that many games. But Flynn could field a bit. He was no <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/b/belanma01.shtml?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">Mark Belanger</a></strong>, but he held his own with the glove. He could not hit a lick.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">The last guy I considered was <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/b/bergebi01.shtml?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">Bill Bergen</a></strong>, the worst hitter that ever lived. But again, Bergen was a pretty good catcher as far as we can tell for the early dawn of professional baseball. None of them really fit. And so I settled on Dan Meyer. For a fun tribute to the player, look <a href="http://www.baseballcardbust.com/2011/02/dan-meyer-1979-topps.html" target="_blank">here</a>.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">There were two Major League players named Dan Meyer. One was a pitcher the Braves unfortunately selected in the first round of the 2002 draft. He had one good year in 2009 for the Florida Marlins. But the rest were all bad. The one we want here is the other one. This Dan Meyer was a fourth round draft pick by the Tigers in 1972 and somehow managed to play twelve awful years in the Majors.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Our Dan Meyer could not hit and he could not field. As best as I can tell, his career was prolonged twice by two successful years where he managed to crack over 20 homers and score positive WAR. But other than those two years, he was abysmal. He never had a single season where his fielding approached league average.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Our Dan Meyer played three positions: Left Field, First Base and Third Base. He was not good at any of them and finished with negative runs for all three. Of his twelve big league seasons, he finished with a negative WAR figure eight times. In six of those seasons, he played more than 120 games, so it was not like he was a part-timer.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8kdUgeWtUNR4a3Kd7ITM1M02WZY7b7VOb9kjR6p5sXYsGXBeLKCPq8p-8tXUVASJO9mCKWbl2bDKWwdjPIr9x2nCXxm4HrW_CRN6BPNQ-6Ex93umnyzWME1tcfZdWBRrHsIu4str55u8/s1600/100px-Talc_block.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em; text-align: justify;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8kdUgeWtUNR4a3Kd7ITM1M02WZY7b7VOb9kjR6p5sXYsGXBeLKCPq8p-8tXUVASJO9mCKWbl2bDKWwdjPIr9x2nCXxm4HrW_CRN6BPNQ-6Ex93umnyzWME1tcfZdWBRrHsIu4str55u8/s1600/100px-Talc_block.jpg" /></a><br /><div style="text-align: justify;">Meyer played from 1974 to 1985. The first three years were with the Tigers, the next five years were with the Mariners where he had his best years. And his last four were with the Oakland A's. Baseball-reference.com gave him a total of -6.5 rWAR for his career. Fangraphs.com was a bit nicer and put the figure at -5.5 fWAR.</div><br /><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">Meyer is the perfect symbol of these awards. <strike>We</strike> I salute him! These are not the Silver Slugger Awards. These are the Talc (<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="background-color: #f9f9f9; line-height: 19.1875px; text-align: center;">Mg</span><sub style="background-color: #f9f9f9; line-height: 1em; text-align: center;">3</sub><span style="background-color: #f9f9f9; line-height: 19.1875px; text-align: center;">Si</span><sub style="background-color: #f9f9f9; line-height: 1em; text-align: center;">4</sub><span style="background-color: #f9f9f9; line-height: 19.1875px; text-align: center;">O</span><sub style="background-color: #f9f9f9; line-height: 1em; text-align: center;">10</sub><span style="background-color: #f9f9f9; line-height: 19.1875px; text-align: center;">(OH)</span></span><sub style="background-color: #f9f9f9; line-height: 1em; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: small;">2</span><span style="font-family: sans-serif;">) </span></sub>Awards. The Awards will be handed out by position (450 plate appearances were needed to qualify):</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b>First base</b>: <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/k/konerpa01.shtml?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">Paul Konerko</a></strong>. Konerko has been a really good hitter for a long time which was great because he was no great shakes in the field and he has always been baseball's worst base runner. But his batting bottomed out in 2013. -1.5 rWAR, -1.8 fWAR. Honorable mentions: <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/d/dunnad01.shtml?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">Adam Dunn</a></strong>, <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/o/overbly01.shtml?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">Lyle Overbay</a></strong>. Dunn and Konerko were interchangeable at first base and DH, so either works.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b>Second base</b>: <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/k/keppije01.shtml?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">Jeff Keppinger</a></strong>. Gee, I wonder why the White Sox were so bad this year? Gosh, these numbers are bad. Keppinger had 451 plate appearances, so he just made it. -2.0 rWAR, -1.5 fWAR. His .266 wOBA was beastly (in a bad way). Honorable mention: <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/b/barneda01.shtml?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">Darwin Barney</a></strong> whose wOBA was even worse than Keppinger, but whose glove saved him.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b>Shortstop</b>: <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/h/hechaad01.shtml?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">Adeiny Hechavarria</a></strong>. The Marlins' shortstop deserves to be here since he has an impossible name to spell and type. Both Fangraphs and B-R agree that Hechavarria cost his Marlins 32 runs on offense. 32 runs!! He was the only shortstop (other than our honorable mention) that met our minimum requirements that finished with a negative WAR in both sites. -1.9 fWAR, -2.1 rWAR (!). Honorable mention: <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/c/castrst01.shtml?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">Starlin Castro</a></strong>. That was one awful middle infield for the Cubs, eh?</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b>Third Base</b>: Keppinger could slide in here too. But that's not fair. So the winner is <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/player_search.cgi?results=,youngmi02&utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">Michael Young</a></strong>. Which probably isn't fair either as he was a sometimes DH, 3B, 1B, etc. But he did enough of them poorly and batted league average and ran the bases poorly and still managed 565 plate appearances. Jackpot! -0.2 fWAR, -1.3 rWAR. Honorable mention: Can we just give it to the entire Yankees' cacophony of third basemen? No? Okay, <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/f/freesda01.shtml?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">David Freese</a></strong> then.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b>Left Field</b>: <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/w/wellsve01.shtml?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">Vernon Wells</a></strong>. That little devil fooled us for a couple of weeks, eh? He fooled <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/g/girarjo01.shtml?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">Joe Girardi</a></strong> too and ended up getting 458 suck-the-life-out-of-you-until-you-die plate appearances. -0.8 fWAR, -0.2 rWAR. The Angels did not kill two birds with one stone. They killed two teams. Honorable mention: <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/v/vicieda01.shtml?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">Dayan Viciedo</a></strong>.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b>Center Field</b>: <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/r/ruggiju01.shtml?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">Justin Ruggiano</a></strong>. I do not know what happened to Ruggiano this season. He lost 216 points off his OPS from 2012. That is sort of incredible. Thanks to positional values, no center fielder finished below zero in the WAR category. But Ruggiano had negative numbers both on offense and on defense. The latter might be because center is not his best position. Honorable mention: <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/saundmi01.shtml?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">Michael Saunders</a></strong>.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b>Right Field</b>: <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/m/markani01.shtml?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">Nick Markakis</a></strong>. This was simply a bad year for Markakis and looking at his career, was probably an outlier. All facets of his game tumbled. -0.1 fWAR, -0.1 rWAR. Honorable mention: <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/s/stubbdr01.shtml?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">Drew Stubbs</a></strong>.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><b>Catcher</b>: <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/a/arencjp01.shtml?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">J.P. Arencibia</a></strong>. This one is not even close. To finish with a negative WAR as a catcher with all those positional points is pretty darned hard to do. Not only did Arencibia finish with an OPS of .592 and a wOBA of .259, but his defense fell too. And if you followed along with his Twitter account, he seemed to be in complete denial. That was one ugly season. Honorable mention: How about <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/b/brantro01.shtml?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">Rob Brantly</a></strong>, except he did not get enough plate appearances.</div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: justify;">There you have it: Your 2013 Dan Meyer Awards. I would have to go with Adeiny Hechavarria for the anti-MVP. What about pitchers, you ask? I am saving those for tomorrow when the first annual <strong><a href="http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/d/davieky01.shtml?utm_campaign=Linker&utm_source=direct&utm_medium=linker-www.blogger.com" target="_blank">Kyle Davies</a></strong> Awards are announced. </div>

The first annual Dan Meyer Awards - the Anti-MVPs

Now that the World Series is over, everyone will be focusing on off season awards. The BBWAA will have theirs. The BBA will have theirs and ...

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